insaneloser

It has six sides – right, left, an upper and below. At the back it has a tail on which hangs a brush. With this it sends the flies away so that they do not fall into the milk. The head is for the purpose of growing horns and so that the mouth can be somewhere. The horns are to butt with, and the mouth is to moo with. Under the cow hangs the milk. It is arranged for milking. When people milk, the milk comes and there is never an end to the supply. How the cow does it I have not yet realised, but it makes more and more. The cow has a fine sense of smell; one can smell it far away. This is the reason for the fresh air in the country. http:

so okay i'm getting into the prestiguous area of FANFIC WRITING for FINAL FANTASY TACTICS A2: starring the OC RAGEBLADE who is a dark and brooding barbarian anti-hero who really wishes he was guts and ODB (Old Dirty Bastard) Clemens the head of Clan Wu Tang i'm so stoked i even used proper capitalization just for that story -insaneloser, aspiring conan (who wrote the book Conan the Barbarian) i also watched a lp of ILLBLEED that game is awesome. OHNOMAN!!! BUTT TRAPS SEXAY DAHWL KILLERMAN (WHO IS CALLED KILLERMAN BECAUSE HE PUTS A RED STAR ON HIS VICTIMS FACES, THE KILLERS STAR)

seriously. they're just like those sparkly mormon vampires except more racist. they live forever always look young and are practically paedophiles since everything is like a thousand years younger then them. elves were great when tolkien first used them because legolas was totally gay for gimli stfu i read between the lines man! and the lines are dongs and the between is a butthole!